Consider for a moment the plight of the superhero actor with a penis.
It is a difficult task, playing pretend while having to embody impossible physical ideals and what’s more Wear elaborate costumes meant to approximate the outfits that are drawn on the page without much regard for physics. Also, these costumes are not made for real life, but for the screen. Sometimes this makes being an actual human being inconvenient: penises can get in the way of what a superhero movie is trying to achieve. In the case of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the mission is usually to portray heroes as conventionally attractive and desexualized as possible. Sometimes this is difficult.
This came to mind the week after the release of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Team members shared behind-the-scenes footage on social media, with fans seeing one in particular, noticeable difference from the film’s finished footage: The actor Tenoch Huerta, who plays the aquatic antihero Namor in the film, he appears to have reduced the bulge of his costume.
Marvel not only eliminated her bulge, but these shorts are just plain unflattering. That Namor is still so hot despite these factors working against him is a testament to his nuclear level of fuckability. pic.twitter.com/GxG7p12ns8
— Alex (@alex_abads) November 16, 2022
Before we go any further, it’s worth noting that “costume” is a generous term. in the comicsNamor’s most iconic outfit is a green Speedo made of scales of some kind, combined with his bad attitude. For Namor’s debut in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the outfit was made a bit more elaborate. The Speedo was swapped for skintight swim shorts and accessorized with lots of jewelry that didn’t Really it functions as a shirt but can be charitably called a dungarees. However, the math of the situation is simple: put someone with a penis in swimming shorts in the water and the results can be illuminating.
Bulge is a common concern in superhero costume design, as form-fitting costumes that are meant to enhance—or enhance—idealized bodies leave little to, or even help, the imagination, by design. But cultural ideas about “fitness” must also be taken into account, and Disney is arguably the most rigid in its quest to be the most “family friendly” megacorporation in entertainment. This usually means working very hard to deny that sex exists, or that people are able to have it.
This, as many on social media have noted, results in the extremely amusing and very plausible assumption that there are people somewhere in a Marvel or Disney office working very hard to edit every bit of footage that could possibly have an ounce of mischief. penis, so that the world will not be shocked by the existence of genitalia. (A Disney publicist did not respond to Polygon’s request for comment.)
Seen from this angle, this is laughable. People have dicks! The context isn’t lewd, and making a big deal about something is a great way to draw attention to it.
However, there are several other plausible explanations: Disney being squeamish about dicks is the most entertaining to watch. It is also possible, for example, that simple capitalism is at play here, since images considered “harmless” have the longest reach through different cultural and social mores around the world. It is also possible that Huerta himself did not want his member to appear indirectly on the big screen in one of the biggest movies of the year.
In which case, let us offer our condolences. Comic book superheroes can be wonderful but also sexless characters, and the demands of its box office dominance mean that real people must be twisted into shapes defined purely by muscle and ideals, which are then reflected in the wardrobe. But this is only a first step, as the person wearing the clothing is just another fabric for digital tailors to sculpt, trim, and adjust as necessary, until there is little difference between the character seen on screen and the actual one. impossible that he was born the page.